All Entries in the "Humor" Category
Video Professor Obama Walks You Through the Online Freedom Choke
At long last! President Obama has found his niche as the new video professor. Here, he walks you through the few, simple tools commencing the freedom choke that is ObamaCare.
Ellis in Wonderland: A Colorado Salazar Rides to the Rescue
“Howdy, Ma’m. I’m the new sheriff in town, name of Salazar. Ken Salazar, pride of Colorado. Been sent down here to clean up a place called Minerals Management Services. Got me a new broom, some Mr. Clean and a whole package of ShamWows to do the job. Might you direct me to their offices?”
Homeland Security May Be Borderline
Scene: A square-cut figure stands at the Arizona border. Steely eyes stare unblinking into the distance. Twin mother-of-pearl Blackberries rest on hips, holster unsnapped, ready for action. An assistant stands slightly to the side and to the rear.
Nerobama Piddles while Home Burns
Once upon a time there was a great empire, not too far from here, ruled by a new emperor, Nerobama, at his peak of popularity. Then suddenly his fortunes went awry. Throughout the empire houses started to crumble and the currency turned to dust. Nerobama proclaimed to one and all, “Not to worry, now you got me.”
Health Care Car: Up, Up and Away & Over the Brink
Scene: Panicked driver calls 911.
911 Operator: This is 911. What is your emergency?
Driver: I bought one of those new Obama Health Cars and I think it’s getting out of control.
Hogs
Beware feeding at the government trough: pigging out on government goodies poses multiple dangers.
